CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS
1/2 c Honey -OR- peppermint extract
2/3 c Butter, margarine, or lard 2 c Whole wheat flour
1 Egg 1/3 c Cocoa powder
1 ts Vanilla extract Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
———————–GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS———————–
1/4 c Honey Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
1/4 c Molasses – to taste
2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard -(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
1 Egg Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
MIX-INS
Coconut; (tapeworms) – cooked – (roundworms)
Chocolate chips Corn
Butterscotch chips Peanuts
Peanut butter chips “puffy pastel things”; *
Spagetti or ramen noodles -find at Chinese restaurants
*NOTE: “puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
packing pellets-i haven’t tried this
to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the
butter,(i’ve been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture
and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well,
then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some
or all of the batter.
chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll
dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs
in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15
minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).
serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and
scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might
work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried
it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where
the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
Yields
1 servings